Saturday, July 22, 2006

Horny Month

I think it must be the how stars are aligned in July. I am so horny this month. Last year in July was when I started meeting men from AFF. Remember that amazing fuck week?

Well, this week is an amazing fuck week too. I have a new benchmark. I finally understood the incomprehensible, undescribeable joy of multiple orgasm. I must have came at least 6 times last night. It was so good that I’m still having spasms this morning. I screamed until I lost my voice.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Nuke Them All

I have changed my mind about nuking Singapore.

I think we should save the nukes, get North Korea and Iran to work together and send the wipe out the Middle East.

All this tit-for-tat fighting over only “god-knows-what”, literally. Kill a country for 2 soldiers and put sacrifice lives of thousands more. And what was it for again? In GOD’s name? For GOD’s sake (pun intended), do the numbers! Why did your God not give you’re a brain!

The state of the world now is very sad. I have no idea where we are going to…..

One Wedding and 300 Funerals

Over 300 people perished yesterday when a tsunami washed up the shores of south Java.

The headlines on the front page of all Malaysian newspaper today is about Siti Nurhaliza’s wedding.

What is wrong with the scene? We are talking national newspaper – The Star, NST – reputable NEWSpaper – who are supposed to deliver NEWS, not tabloid gossips. How in the world can a celebrity’s wedding is more important than the plight of Indonesians and the war in Middle East. I know…can… only in Malaysia….MALAYSIA BOLEH right?

Saturday, July 08, 2006

World Cup Madness

Mad indeed. The tables have turned.

Imagine this…a regular dinner of 3 guys and 3 gals. The gals are talking World Cup, the men just sit there quiet and grinning, wondering what the hell we were talking about.

Gone are the days when us gals are merely World Cup widow, ditched by the men who could rip themselves away from the TV. Nowadays, we are the one who stay up to watch game.

We know the schedules by heart, the groups, the winning and losing team. We talk about strategies, attack and defense. We know the teams and their players.

We debate who is the better player, and of course the better-looking player. We praised their great talents and scorned their unsporting antics. We even rate the coaches’ looks, fashion sense and mannerism.

We memorized the score of every game and the goals, down to the minute it was scored.

We even talk about how people bet on games these days.

As Andrew very well put it, if we were World Cup bimbos, we were certainly very professional. We have all bases very well covered.