Sunday, September 24, 2006

Be Mean and Be Quick

It’s a wet, lazy morning.

May as well. I went to bed at 4 this morning. The gray sky is a good excuse to stay in.

My brain is very awake, though the ache at the back of my neck tells me otherwise.

I have concluded that men need to be treated like garbage. You do that and they will come running after you like Velcro.

You become overtly nice to them, they take you for granted. Is this self-inflicted self-torture sadist attitude in them. They want to chase and hunt for their food. If food is always readily in front of them, they become lazy bastards.

So bitchiness will help you get laid. Niceness don’t.

Speaking of which, I am again reaffirmed that older men are better fucks. Younger men… I don’t know… they seem fell obligated to go through the entire kamasutra before they hit the home run.

Hallor… somebody please tell these guys, witching positions disrupts intensity.

The old fashion missionary position is under 10 minutes is anytime better than 36 positions in 30 minutes. Call me old-fashion, I don’t anything kinky nor enjoyable about it. Pussy does get tired you know. The guys is banging away, and in your mind, you keep saying “common, get on with it, I want to sleep”. Shit, I sound like some pros working on the hour now. Haha.v

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